Saturday, October 30, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010; 5:05pm



Growing up in a small town, I didn't get out much to visit some of the great restaurants and cafés of the world. However, I didn't have to go too far to get some of that great food those places offer.

Rochester Bagel and Deli Co. in Rochester, Indiana is the place to go if you're looking for a nice, hot breakfast or lunch menu that is both time and cost efficient.

This quaint little café on 9th street offers a wide variety of bagels, all of which are made fresh on site every day. It also has a schmorgesborg of different soups, my favorite of which are the delicious taco soup and broccoli and cheddar soup. Besides soups and bagels, the "bagel shop," as it has affectionately been named by my friends and I, serves many delictable jet teas, coffees, frappuccinos, and juices to go with the amazing wraps, muffins, and breads. Everything from the soups to the teas is made freshly every day, and everything is made to order.

If you're ever coming through this part of the state, stop in a try a steak, egg, and cheese, "everything" flavored bagel and a blended mocha coffee with a shot of honey vanilla. You won't regret it, I promise you that!

Visit the wonderful employees and owners at 231 E 9th St in Rochester, Indiana.

Saturday, Ocotober 30, 2010; 4:57pm



Happy Halloween, everyone!

Historian Nicholas Rogers, exploring the origins of Halloween, notes that while "some folklorists have detected its origins in the Roman feast of Pomona, the goddess of fruits and seeds, or in the festival of the dead called Parentalia, it is more typically linked to the Celtic festival of Samhain, whose original spelling was Samuin (pronounced sow-an or sow-in)". The name is derived from Old Irish and means roughly "summer's end". A similar festival was held by the ancient Britons and is known as Calan Gaeaf (pronounced Kálan Gái av). The festival of Samhain celebrates the end of the "lighter half" of the year and beginning of the "darker half", and is sometimes regarded as the "Celtic New Year".

The ancient Celts believed that the border between this world and the Otherworld became thin on Samhain, allowing spirits (both harmless and harmful) to pass through. The family's ancestors were honoured and invited home while harmful spirits were warded off. It is believed that the need to ward off harmful spirits led to the wearing of costumes and masks. Their purpose was to disguise oneself as a harmful spirit and thus avoid harm. In Scotland the spirits were impersonated by young men dressed in white with masked, veiled or blackened faces. Samhain was also a time to take stock of food supplies and slaughter livestock for winter stores. Bonfires played a large part in the festivities. All other fires were doused and each home lit their hearth from the bonfire. The bones of slaughtered livestock were cast into its flames. Sometimes two bonfires would be built side-by-side, and people and their livestock would walk between them as a cleansing ritual.

Another common practice was divination, which often involved the use of food and drink.

The name 'Halloween' and many of its present-day traditions derive from the Old English era.

The word Halloween is first attested in the 16th century and represents a Scottish variant of the fuller All-Hallows-Even ("evening"), that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Up through the early 20th century, the spelling "Hallowe'en" was frequently used, eliding the "v" and shortening the word. Although the phrase All Hallows is found in Old English (ealra hālgena mæssedæg, mass-day of all saints), All-Hallows-Even is itself not attested until 1556.

Pretty interesting stuff!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010; 12:12pm

Sorry I have updated for a minute. Been busy with work!

If you read one book the rest of the year, make it one of the "Abarat" books by Clive Barker. I read these books in high school and have just ordered them from Amazon so I can read them again. These books are especially exciting if you're into things like Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and Alice in Wonderland.

Abarat focuses on Candy Quackenbush, a teenage girl frustrated with her life in Chickentown, Minnesota. After an argument with her teacher over a school project, Candy leaves the school and goes to the edge of town, where she sees the remains of a lighthouse. She then encounters a master thief named John Mischief, whose brothers live on his horns. Because he is being followed by a sinister creature named Mendelson Shape, Mischief sends Candy to light the lamp in the lighthouse, which summons the sea of the Abarat, known as the Sea of Izabella, in a parallel world. After giving her a key to protect and extingushing the light, Mischief and Candy ride the seas to the Abarat. A group of creatures carry them to a nearby island where Candy is separated from Mischief. On the island, Candy learns that the Abarat consists of twenty-five islands, each occupying a different hour of the day. The Abarat was also connected to Candy's world before the harbor was destroyed by Abaratian authorities.

SPOILER ALERT
Don't read past here if you are planning, whole-heartedly, to read these books and don't want them ruined for you.

Islands of the Abarat

The series is set on the "Islands of Abarat", of which each is based around a time of day (except the last island, which is based on the 25th hour). These islands are mounted in the Sea of Izabella, an ocean sometimes personified by the characters. Together, they compose what is described as "a limitless world" encompassing "chaotic diversity" called Abarat. Below are descriptions based on what the character Samuel Hastrim Klepp, author of the popular Klepp's Almenak, has to say about each of the islands:

1:00 a.m. The Pyramids of Xuxux

"There is no quieter place in the Abarat" than at One o'Clock in the morning, where the six Pyramids of Xuxux rise out of the dark and uncannily placid waters of the Izabella. Some have suggested that these pyramids and the Ziggurat of Soma Plume at 5:00 p.m. were designed by the same hand and built by the same masons. The writer of Klepp's Almenak, the omnipresent traveler's guide to the Abarat, disagrees, claiming that the tombs at Soma Plume are "calm and curiously reassuring places" whereas the six pyramids at Xuxux are "sites of mystery and tragedy". The character Christopher Carrion uses the pyramids as a breeding-ground for the ravenous, chaotically diverse, monstrous insects known as the Sacbrood.

2:00 a.m. Idjit

Klepp, who never visited when he was sober, described Idjit as an island of "immense charm," saying that it "encourages excesses, a kind of happy foolishness". It shares with neighbouring Gorgossium a "spiky, barren topography", while storms rage perpetually about the landscape. It has been calculated that a visitor to Idjit is more likely to be struck by lightning than a man on the roosts of Efreet is to be hit by bird excrement. The result is either instant death (as in the human world) or euphoria.

3:00 a.m. Pyon

Pyon is described as having been "once a quiet island, but no longer. The work of an entrepreneur by the name of Rojo Pixler has transformed the island utterly. It was Pixler's dream (some have said folly) to build the biggest city in the archipelago on Pyon, its light so bright that the darkness of the Hour would be a grand irrelevance". This is Commexo City, a Las Vegas-like tourists' paradise whose image Pixler seeks to impose on the entire archipelago.

4:00 a.m. Isle of the Black Egg

Here lie the Pius Mountains, a range of needle-sharp crags that are the tallest natural phenomenon on the islands. These are the home of peaceful, mountain-dwelling villagers, as well as passionate revolutionaries. Klepp claims to have "discovered to date two hundred and seventeen explanations for the name [of the island], each contradicting the next. As I cannot distinguish the value of any one explanation over any other, and it seems arbitrary to simply pick one for retelling here," Klepp adds, "I'd prefer to simply state that nobody knows how the island got its name and leave it at that".

5:00 a.m. Speckle Frew

Speckle Frew is geographically an uneventful island; the earth is sandy and covered with fine, sharped-edged grass, while the wind is always howling. Though the terrain is scarcely varied, the island is home to a wide variety of species, most of them dangerous. Being the habitat of such animals, Speckle Frew is called "a bestiary" and "not to be trespassed lightly". Despite this, some comments by two characters in the first book imply that it is at least in part open to human habitation. It is suggested to be a quiet landing-point by a seafaring character called a "Sea-Skipper", and a mystic named Mariah Cappella is said to have lived there. Mariah's son is Finnegan Hob, a figure of some importance to the story.

6:00 a.m. Efreet

Unlike its neighbour Speckle Frew, Efreet was once an island of great sophistication. The city of Koy, considered to have been the most cultured city in the Abarat, was built on the lower steppes of the island. Opinions vary as to how long it stood and why it fell, but what remains of the city - rows of pillars, archways, and frescoes - testifies to a site of elegance and learning. Efreet is also home to five infamous beasts; the armoured orange Waztrill; the Thrak, a purple beast with a small head and huge bugeyes; the serpentine Vexile; the shaggy, blue, lice-infested Sanguinius; and the Fever Gibe, a beast who walks on two legs and has an opening in its head which opens and closes like a giant fan.

7:00 a.m. Autland

Autland is joined to Efreet by the Gilholly Bridge. There is a palace on Autland, built for Queen Muzzel McCray, to a design that appeared to her in a dream, or so local legend dictates. The Queen's husband was a creature called Nimbus, Lord of the Tarrie-cats. Nimbus still lives in McCray's palace, inside the dream - so to speak - of the woman he loved.

8:00 a.m. Obadiah

This is an island of extraordinary flora. Here a visitor will find strange and sometimes aggressive plants growing in virtually inexhaustible profusion. Some have called Obadiah the Elegiac's Garden, and suggested it may have been a laboratory in which the mythic Creators of Abarat, A'zo and Cha, experimented with the evolution of life.

9:00 a.m. Qualm Hah

This is a puzzling place to explore, because it has two distinct faces. At the western edge of the island stands the busy seaport of Tazmagor, where the food is good, the people happy, and the air filled with the din of extemporised songs. Outside the bounds of Tazmagor, toward the eastern end of the island, the land is empty. Nobody builds there, and no one gives a reason for not doing so; this, says Klepp, is peculiar, given how crowded Tazmagor has become.

10:00 a.m. Spake

This is a mountainous island having many cypress trees on its lower slopes. On its heights, above the trees, stands a simple stage, which has been used for performances of every kind - circuses, slapsticks, and High Tragedy - since the beginning of known time. By a consequence of the island's location, the Theatre is every three days shrouded in a mist that blows from the southeast, surrounding the hill. Tiny flames litter this dark fog and magically illuminate the dramas that are performed on the heights of the hill.

11:00 a.m. Nully

Topographically speaking, the island merits little study, but it is the location of one of the Abarat's most extraordinary buildings: the Repository of Remembrance, which is the Abarat's most famous museum. The toys of emperors, the rag dolls of queens, and other now useless but historically and sentimentally valuable objects are kept here.

12:00 p.m. (noon) Yzil

The island of Yzil is a lush and temperate forest. Here lives the Princess Breath, a figure of Abaratian legend who by her exhalations creates live things, which are then wafted through the air until they arrive at some suitable habitat. She is mentioned in the first book and seen in the second book by characters Malingo and Candy.

1:00 p.m. Hobarookus

Hobarookus is a small, rocky, swampy island inhabited by pirates and buccaneers. The food produced there is prepared by the best cooks in the Abarat, because of the hour's use as a lunch time. Kalukwa birds, a species of bird whose eggs hatch downy human babies every ninth year, are common throughout the swampy areas, called the Sinks. These babies are commonly taken and raised by the pirates.

2:00 p.m. Orlando's Cap

Orlando's Cap is a small, ill-favored island. It is here that an insane asylum is located, because the founder believed that the 2:00 hour promotes healing in the soul. Patients are apparently allowed the run of the islands, and have been given permission to follow artistic disciplines, which means that there are many weird and wonderful sculptures and objects created by the patients. It is probably based on Alcatraz Island, which was also the site of an asylum for the insane.

3:00 p.m. The Nonce

The Nonce is a beautiful, drowsy island. Most people who visit fall asleep quickly, and dream about the beginning of the world. This implies that the Nonce is the site of that event. It is also notable for its torrential rainstorms, which wreak havoc on the native plants before becoming the water supply of new growth. This new growth takes the form of a rainforest so biologically diverse that there is often little separation between plants and animals. The name "nonce" means "the immediate" or "the moment at hand".

4:00 p.m. Gnomon

This island is riddled with the ruins of temples and Oracles. On many parts of the island, the air is filled with thousands of whispering voices, all sounding at once. It is believed that these are the voices of the ghosts of the inhabitants of Gnomon. There are many roads on the island that lead to nowhere, thus leading to the speculation that Gnomon was once part of the island of Soma Plume. Whether this would violate the accepted correspondence of hours to islands is not revealed.

5:00 p.m. Soma Plume

Soma Plume is a large island, twice the size of Gnomon. It houses the Great Noahic Ziggurat, a place that has been used for burial of the dead for many generations.

6:00 p.m. Babilonium

There is far more entertainment available on this island than would be suggested by its size. It consists of a single, immense carnival, encompassing rides, comedic plays, freak shows, and all other manners of entertainment.

7:00 p.m. Scoriae

Scoriae is the meeting place of night and day, also known as the 'Island of Lengthening Shadows'. It has on it a live volcano known as Galigali, as well as the Twilight Palace, which once belonged to King Claus of Day. Galigali has destroyed three great cities in its time: Gosh, Divinium, and Mycassius. Not one person survived the eruptions. Stark ruins of the cities, as well as the Twilight Palace, still remain.

8:00 p.m. Yebba Dim Day

This island, also known as the Great Head, is a sort of informal capital of the islands. It is, in fact, fashioned in the shape of a giant humanoid head and shoulders in the likeness of its late owner Gorki Doodat. It is a labyrinth of tunnels on the inside, and the outside is mostly covered by shabby dwellings, save for the half-dozen high towers atop the statue's cranium. Some of these towers are said to contain individuals of immeasurable age. This island is Candy's first destination in the Abarat.

9:00 p.m. Huffaker

Huffaker is a large island, peppered with huge rock formations resembling natural caverns and cathedrals, the largest of which being Hap's Vault. Lydia Hap, after whom this cavern was named, claims that the Vault (which she refers to as the Chamber of the Skein) is in fact the origin of the so-called Abaratic Skein, a thread of light which connects everything in every world to everything else.

10:00 p.m. Ninnyhammer

This island has almost no noteworthy characteristics, save for a small town known as High Sladder, which has been taken over by the tribe of feral tarrie-cats. On the northeast side of the island is the wizard Kaspar Wolfswinkel's house, which some, upon seeing the glass observatory in the roof, have mistaken for a giant eye or temple. This house has traditionally been inhabited by wizards or magicians, but little else is said of it. Its dome is broken early on in the story, but the remnants retain the power of magnifying both the image of the viewer inside and the objects he sees outside.

11:00 p.m. Jibarish

This is a mostly barren island, on which the rock is fluid, fire is cold, water is like iron, and the air changes any spoken word into complete gibberish, hence the name. Jibarish is a place of paradoxes and confusion. The island is occupied by a tribe of women, who cause the changes. Men are not welcome here.

12:00 a.m. (Midnight) Gorgossium

The island of Midnight is a dark mountain cloaked in red mists. On top is the fortress Iniquisit, a palace of thirteen towers (of which only one is still standing by the end of the second book). The Carrion clan has occupied this Hour long before the emergence of any written record. Rumored features on the island include a forest of gallows and a garden of flesh-eating plants. This island is, until the second book, home to the Prince of Midnight, Christopher Carrion. He is generally known as the cruelest and most evil person in all of the islands of the Abarat, though his cruelty is surpassed by that of his grandmother, Mater Motley, who in the second book destroys twelve of the towers.

The 25th Hour/Odom's Spire

The Twenty-Fifth Hour is also commonly called by other names including "Odom's Spire", "Whence", "Lud", and "the Time Out of Time". It is the home of Diamanda, Joephi, and Mespa, the three sisters of the Fantomaya. The Fantomaya are three powerful, wise enchantresses, who immerse themselves in the constant stream of memories that permeate the Spire. They are the guardians of this stream of memories, which encompass all histories of the universe. The island is also home to Abraham Hollow, a territorial warden, and to his assistants Tempus and Julius, who are called the Fugit Brothers.

Others

Though there are other small landmasses amongst the larger Islands of the archipelago, few of them are large enough to be considered "islands." Few of these landmasses have names. Most notable is the small, desolate collection of boulders known as Vesper's Rock. As the Rock is near Gorgossium and small enough not to be obvious, it is used by Christopher Carrion to perform various magical acts away from the sight of Mater Motley. Another "rock of distinction" is Alice Point, a now defunct viewing station from which people were formerly able to catch glimpses of the Time Out of Time.


These books are absolutely amazing. Clive Barker is set to release the third book in the series in 2011. Rumor has it that after book three, there will be two more books in the series. This is definitely a series to take a look at!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wednesday, October 13, 2010; 5:08pm

I haven't updated in a minute. I apologize for that. I have been very sick and very tired. I am currently at work, bored. I just ordered my dinner--broccoli cheddar soup, a p'zone, and some water from pizza hut.

Other than that, nothing has really been happening since Monday. Yesterday, I slept and rested most of the day. Today, I'm hacking up my lungs and getting a headache from coughing so hard.

I hope all of you are doing okay and that none of you are sick! Enjoy the fall weather! It's gorgeous, and snow is on the way! Ick!

Until next time-

Jade

Monday, October 11, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010; 10:25am

Missed out on updating you guys on Sunday. It wasn't a very eventful day. I'm sick with an upper respiratory infection, so that sucks. I went with my brother to pick up my youngest niece, Ember. She's five-years-old. She is one of the most amazing children I've ever met in my life. I've helped take care of her since she was born in 2005.

After I returned from going with my brother, I came back home and napped for about an hour. Kody woke me up a little while later and gave me dinner. We watched Pirates of the Caribbean two. Then after the movie was over, we went with Peyton to Dairy Queen to get some pumpkin pie ice cream. Dairy Queen is awesome and gives dogs ice cream treats, too, haha. After getting the ice cream, we came back home and watched Pirates of the Caribbean three. Then we went to bed.

So, then, today has been very uneventful. Just woke up, feeling worse than I did yesterday, and am currently hungry. That's it so far!

Until next time-

Jade

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010; 8:45pm

Karrie and I returned from the baby shower about an hour ago. It was a baby shower for a girl I went to high school with named Rickie. She's pregnant with a little baby girl that is due sometime in the next few weeks! We're all excited to meet the little bundle of joy.

Something that got to me while I was there and now that I am home, though, is the fact that everyone that was at the shower lost a very important part of their family just over a month ago. Rickie's mother, Vickie, was sadly taken from the world on September 1 with her boyfriend, Gordon, in a motorcycle accident. I visited Vickie's Facebook page today and was just unbelievably saddened. Rickie had posted to her after her death about how angry at God she was, because Vickie would never get to hold her first grandchild in her arms. I couldn't imagine losing my own mother now, let alone when I was pregnant with a baby.

So, that made me think about the imminence of death and finality of it. It's just amazing that things can all end in one instant. And then I thought about how it's just a sleep that lasts forever. So, you go to a place where you feel nothing anymore and you have no worries.

That made me think, then, about how--not happy, but somehow relieved that the people that we lose don't have to deal with the things we do anymore; but that all comes down to love. We hurt, because we love and we know that the people that we love, we can't hold anymore. It's just an awful thing.

Until next time-

Jade

Saturday, October 9, 2010; 2:23pm PICTURES


Peyton, sitting nice and still for me. Jarred's leg in the background.


Thistle. He doesn't like his picture taken much, so I was lucky to get this.


Willow, nomming away on Timothy Hay.


We paid the people $1 for this huge, split down the middle pumpkin. The poor girl that broke it was supposed to be carrying it to a woman's vehicle and dropped it, causing it to split. We did this with it. It says "Halloween," which is hard to see because I carved it too far to the side.


A typical, though very nice, jack-o-lantern.


My favorite! I told everyone that I was naming it "Kody." Reminds me a lot of my boyfriend!

Saturday, October 9, 2010; 1:49pm

The "Chili Cook-Off" festival was today. I took a trip up town to try all the chili soups and check out all the old cars that people are showcasing in the Red Hot Car Show. There were some pretty amazing cars and pretty amazing chili soups. In the end, however, it was my bank's chili that took my vote. It had the perfect amount of spice and savory flavor to it. It was amazing.

My best guy friend, Jarred, and I walked around after Karrie went home. We just walked around testing all of the chili soups that we could. I think in total, we sampled ten of them. We felt like real food connoisseurs. It was fun. Afterward, I grabbed an elephant ear and we headed toward a gas station to get a drink. After that, we stepped into a pet store called "All About Pets." I needed to get the gerbils a new, ceramic food dish that they can't tip over. I also picked Peyton up some rawhide pieces.

Speaking of which, I noticed that when he started chewing on them, his gums started to bleed a bit. I Googled it, and some folks said that it was an awful thing, and others said that it was nothing to worry about at all. I'm confused about what to do. Any help/advice would be appreciated!

Other than that, Kody is working a double shift today, so I'm spending most of the afternoon with Jarred and Karrie. Karrie and I are supposed to be heading out to a baby shower in about an hour; and then afterward, I think Andrea might come by with Caden for a visit. If not, I will probably just play XBox with Jarred for the rest of the evening until Kody gets home, and then watch a movie or two!

Until next time-

Jade

EDIT::

PS, I found out yesterday that the Halloween thing that my brother, Mitch, and I are planning to go to isn't a Zombie Walk. They've already held the Zombie Walk for October. It's actually just a Halloween party! Cool times, huh?

Jade

Friday, October 8, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010; 4:18pm

I spent most of my day working at the Smoke Shop today. Besides dealing with a few people that would be better off in a psyche ward, my day went relatively well. Fridays are always "truck days," which just means that we get all of our product delivered on Fridays. Truck days generally go by pretty fast because there is always something to keep me busy, pricing, stocking product, helping customers.

I don't think I have much planned for the rest of the evening. Kody and I are going to go outside and finish carving the pumpkins we bought a few days ago. After that, we will probably play some video games, and then lay down in bed, where I have to try to convince Kody somehow, every night, that my boobs are not his play things.

Tomorrow, then, Kody's mother, Karrie, and I are planning to go up town and partake in some of the amazing chili soups that are going to be served in the annual "Chili Cook-Off" festival. It happens every October. The basic premise of this "festival" is that tons of clubs, businesses, and people all compete in this cook-off to see who can stir up the best pot of chili soup. Most are amazing, some are not, and some are so hot that you can't get off the toilet for a week. It's all great fun!

My best friend, Andrea, who sadly lives in a different city, is planning to make a trip to see me tomorrow as well. I think, perhaps, I may go and spend the night with she, our friend Joanne, and Andrea's three-year-old son, Caden. Other than that, I don't think I have much planned for the weekend or ever the rest of the month until Halloween.

My brother, Mitchell, and I are planning to get together with a few friends and take part in what's called a "Zombie Walk." Most people have heard of these, some haven't. For those who haven't, a Zombie Walk is an event in which about a kajillion people do their best to dress-up as zombies and then walk all over the city in which the Walk is talking place. The point is to scare people, see who can dress up the best, and raise money for whichever local charity the Walk is supporting that year. I've actually got a pretty cool costume this year. I will be sure to snap some pictures and post them here for all to see. Of course, that's not for another few weeks, but it's something to look forward to!

Until next time-

Jade

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010; 5:47pm

So, I've just returned home from babysitting baby Damien. Besides being slightly boring and extremely tiring, it was a little scary.

He'd been having quite a bit of trouble going poop most of the day and, when he was finally able, he went three times. Upon the third time, I pulled off his diaper and watched as he continued to poop. I'm used to that. When my youngest niece was a baby, she had a lot of problems with her stomach as well. I was letting him finish going; but I guess he pushed so hard, he must have screwed up his stomach all together. He threw up and it shot out his nose. He couldn't breathe, so I picked him up to pat his back to get it out, but he didn't have a diaper on. So, he pooped all over me and all over his feet.

It was an easy clean up, but it was scary. He must have worn himself out with all the squirming and pooping, because he fell asleep.

Until next time -

Jade

Thursday, October 7, 2010; 12:18pm

It's been a long time since I actually sat down and and decided to embark on the tedious, overly zealous, and still somewhat simple task of starting and maintaining a blog; but here I am once more. I promise not to leave you hanging, wondering what happened to me. But you'll probably want to know who I am before you can wonder where I went.

To state it simply, I am Jade. I am a twenty-two-year-old college student from a small town in northern Indiana that you've probably never heard of before. Besides sitting down to give you little tidbits of my life, I like to do a lot of things. I like to sit down and watch a good movie, in good company, which sometimes is only myself. I like to read books. I like to listen to music. And occasionally you will find me outside, clumping along the side of the road or in the park, contemplating what I want to do next. I wouldn't say I'm a real "go-getter," but I don't really like to sit back and do nothing. I am stupidly obsessed with the musical group Linkin Park and professional wrestling, both of which are vastly overrated and are probably the guiltiest guilty pleasures I have.

Like most people my age, I have a job. I work in a small tobacco store called "The Smoke Shop." However, I do not smoke. Ironic, isn't it? While there, I sit and converse with people about how their lives are going, how their children are, and what they did the day before, most of which I don't care about, but listen anyway. I also try my best to sell as much of the poisons that surround me as I can. I don't necessarily support killing people this way, but I get a hefty pay check every two weeks.

Outside of my real work, I have a job babysitting for a baby boy named Damien who is incredibly beautiful and so young right now that he can sleep all day and still somehow be tired when it's time for everyone else to lay down their heads. He spends most of his days eating his fists, trying real hard to poop, drinking his bottle, and sleeping. He rarely cries and loves to snuggle into my chest. He's one of the most amazing creatures in the world to me.

Speaking of amazing creatures, I have an incredible boyfriend named Kody, who is probably one of the most annoying, infuriating, but still absolutely lovable people I've ever met. He spends most of his day working at two jobs in the next city to the north. He sells tobacco like me, and shoes. The two of us live in a small, three person mobile home with his mother (who is also the manager where I work). We live in an area that sometimes strikes me as almost retarded. I'm sorry, "retarded" is not politically correct. The place sometimes strikes me as slightly handicapped. There are constantly children running around in diapers and no shoes, without parents to see where they are going. Said parents are usually indoors, getting high or drunk, or too busy with something else because they are too young to care. However, I wouldn't live anywhere else in the world right now.

While our small mobile is already crammed with so much stuff, we can't move, we still have room and love enough for our pets. We have a boxer dog named Peyton, who is somehow so smart, he's stupid. He seems to forget, every day, that he is not allowed to sit on the furniture, and not allowed to climb into bed with Kody and I at night. He stares at us most days like he's an alien, picking our brains. However, he's still the greatest dog in the world. He never goes to the bathroom in the house. He's always there to greet you at the door. And he doesn't beg for table scraps. Along side Peyton come my two babies, who I am stupidly in love with would probably die for. I have two male gerbils named Willow and Thistle. I've had them for a little under a year, but they still manage to take my breath away every time I glance into their cage. Gerbils are such stunning creatures.

I major in Creative Writing, which I sorely regret now that I am in my fourth and final year of university. Writing has always come second nature to me, but it is somehow still just a "side thing." I'm not sure I will ever find a job with a Creative Writing degree. I am hoping to work with the local newspaper after I graduate next fall.

But listen to me as I ramble on while Damien wakes up and stares at me for food. I've already told you too much. What about all of you? Do you have any interesting stories? Who are all of you?

Until next time -

Jade